"The hermit’s carnal ecstasy."

Addicted to (Self) Love
The Sun has a big splash about masturbation today, if you know what I mean. read more »

The Boys Light Up
This song wasn't a hit in the UK but was a chart smash in the band's native Australia. read more »

Turning Japanese
Frequently cited as the classic masturbation-related pop song - the lyrics are rather sparse on clear wanking references. read more »

Sing a Song of Wanking
Wankerparty expands today to include pop songs about wanking under the heading "songs". See the main menu. read more »

Pictures of Lily

Buffy The Vampire Wanker
Today's famous chicken choker is Thomas Wanker, who was born in Austria in 1973 and has since become one of the greatest film and read more »

If you were on Big Brother, would you have a wank?

Women Lag Behind
According to this,
4 out of 10 women experience their first orgasm through masturbation. read more »

The Truth About Kittens
For years we were told that every time you masturbated, God killed a kitten.
However it seems that someone got that slightly wrong as this new truth reveals: read more »

Mademoiselle Clit
American first lady of frig Betty Dodson may be the grandmother of masturbation but now she has a European rival. read more »
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