Do you know someone with a special day to celebrate but they are a wanker?  read more »

1. save the picture
2. make it bigger
3. print it out
4. stick it to a card

Shock news from New York:  read more »

Captain America, like all Americans, is someone who knows right from wrong.  read more »

Here's a whimsical film about how difficult it can be to pin down that wanking fantasy.  read more »

Time for a cartoon.

Until Tomorrow

Yo,

Chas Diamond

With all the Euro 2008 football going on in Switzerland and Austria right now, I am reminded of one of Austria's top wankers: Johann Nepomuk Geiger.  read more »

In California, USA, the price of porn might be going up, thanks to a new plan to tax the porn industry.  read more »

I found these stats for you while I was out and about on the internet. No, I can't remember where I got them, and I've got no idea idea if they're true or not.  read more »

So I just recently discovered that there is a whole world of blokes out there wanking to pictures of women, spilling their Man Milk on sai  read more »

What would you do if you could travel through time? What would be the first thing you could think of?  read more »